Beware Of Awesomeness

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3,4 Hurry out the door
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things black people do not throw away:

quixon:

kayiapoo69:

blackgirlsbirthedtheearth:

  • fast food restaurant sauces
  • fast food souvenir cups
  • grocery bags
  • the last squirt of the dish soap. add water, swirl that shit around and reuse.
  • the grease you used to fry whatever you felt like frying that day.
  • the gallon jugs that the juice you buy comes in. that will soon become a water jug.

Cool whip containers.

Butter tubs

Contempt for white people.

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godivahh:

thisisb:

It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,
can mean so much to you now. 

It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year,
can be just a stranger now.

It’s amazing what a year can do

!!!!!!!!!!

whyamigawking:

lucernal:

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a series of unnecessary events

did you just

They did.

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wannyy:

text-pistol:

blueandbluer:

CORRECT RESPONSE.

yes

oh my god

wannyy:

text-pistol:

blueandbluer:

CORRECT RESPONSE.

yes

oh my god

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baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD


 

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heyfunniest:

I love ELLEN.

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huffpostcomedy:

He’s still got it.

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tall:

Here we see Taylor swift picking her ass and sprinkling it over her willing fans in an illuminati ritual

tall:

Here we see Taylor swift picking her ass and sprinkling it over her willing fans in an illuminati ritual

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chaosghost:

holymaurymotherofgod:

"Touché."

ha yeah maury with ya bitch ass. bettet start dusting off that connie chung coochie

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youngblackandvegan:

angrywomenofcolorunited:

I’m trying to get as many people as possible to report these two, because they basically jumped onto that post about the girl who did blackface on Twitter and they’re attacking anyone who says anything bad about the white girl. They told me I should be hung, misgendered me, etc. I can handle that. It’s the subsequent posts that were alarming.

http://theholocauster.tumblr.com/
http://whiteandmildblr.tumblr.com/
http://krissi-pookie.tumblr.com/
http://antifeministmommy.tumblr.com/
Everyone Report Them.


white people, what the fuck is wrong with you?

youngblackandvegan:

angrywomenofcolorunited:

I’m trying to get as many people as possible to report these two, because they basically jumped onto that post about the girl who did blackface on Twitter and they’re attacking anyone who says anything bad about the white girl. They told me I should be hung, misgendered me, etc. I can handle that. It’s the subsequent posts that were alarming.

http://theholocauster.tumblr.com/

http://whiteandmildblr.tumblr.com/

http://krissi-pookie.tumblr.com/

http://antifeministmommy.tumblr.com/

Everyone Report Them.

white people, what the fuck is wrong with you?

(Source: angrywocunited, via livelovelora-deactivated2013120)